How To Be Pregnant by Kim Kardashian.

Are you pregnant? Need some tips? Well you're In Luck! Everyone's Favourite reality television star Kim Kardashian Has Got You covered On What You Need To Have A Successful Pregnancy -

(Clip is from Youtube. The video is underthe user name "blndsundoll4mj")

About Me Survey. (KQ)

For Today's post I am going to do a random about me survey in order to get to know me a little better.

1 What is your name?
A - I go by many names. "Carlos Sanchez" is a stage name.

2 Marital Status -
A - Divorced.

3 Any pets?
A - Dose a Ball Pet count?

4 Where are you from?
A - America.

5 Any Siblings? If so how many?
A- Yes, 1 biological 1 half. (2)

6 Fav Color?
A - I like periwinkle.

7 The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
A - Their hair, if they look feminine.

8 Eye color? A - Blue/hazel to light green depending on the lighting.

9 What is your height?
A - 6 Foot 1-2".

10 Have any tattoos/piercings?
A - No.

11 What is your ethnicity?
A - Disputed. I consider myself to be American.

12 Favourite Flower?
A - Native Wild Sunflower (Helianthus annuus)

13 Do you like taking pictures?
A - Yes, I like photography.

14 Do you smoke?
A - Like Cigarettes? Then No.

15 Do you drink?
A - That H2O tho..

16 Do you think you are smart?
A - Sure I know how to read, write & do math.

17 Do you have a job? If so what?
A - Yes. Cleaning Technician.

18 Have you ever been in a fist fight?
A - Nobody got time furrr dhat!

19 What is your worst habit?
A - Taking something negative like criticism way too personally.

20 What is your sexual orientation?
A - Neutral.

21 Ever had to have surgery?
A - Yes.

22 What is your favorite kind of music?
A - I like Dance, Rock, Metal, Eurodance/pop, Pop

23 Stolen anything?
A - Maybay.. but stealing is wrong!

24 Do you make people angry?
A - I tend to annoy people with my very existence, like get over it bitch..

25 Have you been called a slut before?
A - yes..

26 Did it bother you?
A - I consider it to not be an offensive term to be called such a term.

27 Do you want to move?
A - Yes

28 Right or left handed?
A - Predominately right handed.

29 Your Best Physical Feature: My height.

30 Do you swear?
A - Not that much. I'm a classy sophisticated bitch.

31 Do you sing?
A - Not really.

32 Have you been in love?
A - Meh..

33 Do you think you are attractive?
A - Smokin' Hot Babe.

34 Do you play an instrument?
A - No.

35 Are you pregnant?
A - No.

36 Ever been to a foreign country?
A - Yes I have.

37 What language(s) do you speak?
A - Some English. American English.

38 Are you in school/college
A - No.

39 What is your occupation?
A - Prostitute/drug dealer

40 What is your dream job?
A - Photographer or a singer.

41 What is your favourite holiday?
A - Thanksgiving.

42 When is your bedtime?
A - Varies. Just whenever I guess.

43 Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
A - No.

44 What is your guilty pleasure?
A - Sweets.

45 Coke or Pepsi?
A - Mountain Dew.

46 What is you Chinese Astrological sign?
A - Horse.

47 Do you eat healthy?
A - Not really.

48 How many kids do you want when you're older?
A - 2-5? Not up for me to decide.

49 Favorite Season?
A - Summer.

50 Where would you like to go on vacation? A - Guatemala.

How To Fold A Shirt In Under 2 Seconds.

Found This Interesting Video while Searching Through Youtube. Seems Like A Very Helpful Tip.

10 Utterly Insane Human Records.

- Think you’ve got a party trick worth boasting about? It probably couldn’t compete with these absolutely crazy human world records:

Longest Ear Hair.
India citizen, Anthony Victor, holds the record of the most ear hair. We’re not quite sure how proud one should be about this fact, but Victor has hair measuring up to 7.12 inches sprouting from the center of his outer ears.

Furthest Eyeball Popper.
Putting Mr. Martinez from Daria to shame, American Kim Goodman can pop her eyeballs a creepy 0.47 inches beyond her eye socket. The feat was measured in Turkey in 2007.

Insane Human Records: Longest Maggot Bath.
Though beyond our comprehension why anyone would want to set this record, a British woman, Christine Martin, sat in a bath with maggots for 1 hour and 30 minutes, on what we can only assume was a crazy day in 2002.

Insane Human Records: Most Stretchy Skin.
Garry Turner of Britain can stretch his skin up to 6.25 inches, less due to an amazing talent and more so a medical condition, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. The disorder of connective tissues affects the skins, ligaments and internal organs, allowing Turner to distend his skin to unnatural lengths.

Most Rattlesnakes Held In The Mouth.
Though not quite sure what possessed him to do it, Jackie Bibby, USA, holds the record for most, live, rattlesnakes held in his mouth. In 2001, he held eight, by their tail, for 12.5 seconds.

Insane Human Records: Longest Fingernails, Female.
68 year-old, Lee Redmond, USA, used to hold the record of the longest fingernails for a woman. She started growing them in 1979, and by the time of official measurement in 2008, they reached 28 ft 4.5 in length. Unfortunately, the three decade long effort was wasted in early 2009 when Lee lost her nails in a car accident.

Heaviest Weight Pulled With Eye Sockets.
The Space Cowboy, aka Chayne Hultgren, holds the bizarre and painful record of pulling the heaviest weight with his eye sockets. In 2009, the Australian pulled 907 pounds (humans and cycle) on the ‘Lo Show Dei Record’ show in Italy.

Farthest Nasal Ejection Of Spaghetti.
Kevin Cole, of New Mexico, USA, holds the record for blowing the longest spaghetti strand out of a nostril in a single blow. Cole started spraying Ramon noodles out of his nose, and then slowly progressed on to spaghetti. His crowning achievement was recorded in 1998, with his spaghetti strand measuring 7.5 inches.
Contortionist Who Can Fit Through A Tennis Racquet.
Captain Frodo, born in Norway and living in Australia, is known as the ‘Incredible Rubberman’ for his crazy contortionist ways. Born double jointed, Captain Frodo holds the record for being able to swallow the most swards, but his real trick is his ability to squeeze head and shoulders through the head of a tennis racquet.

Farthest Squirting Milk From The Eye.
Ilker Yilmaz, a construction worker from Turkey, can squirt milk from his eyes up to 9 ft 2 in, which he disgustingly proved in a hotel in Istanbul in 2004.

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Job Fail - Transaction.

For today's post I am just going to tell you about a little mistake I did at my job. Let's go.

- Honestly today was just bleh. I got up super early just to go to work to find out I screwed up on something. I was outside today just doing some work out there (I work at a retail store greenhouse, which includes watering plants, consolidating plants & sweeping) It was going pretty good so until my manager told me we were short $100 from the previous day. At the end of the day they count the total amount of the profit made. I said I didn't know what happened. I was working the whole day yesterday so I just assumed I did not know. He basically told me I did something wrong at the register. So at around 11:45 ish after an investigation I was called up to see the manager about the transaction. My manager told me I messed up a transaction while ringing up a customer. The customers total was around $120 with everything rung up, but the register somehow rang up only $20 after I checked the amount. To my mistake I gave the customer back the $100 & only charged $20. So basically when all was said & done it was my fault I did the transaction wrong. oops! My manager was not to happy & told me If I did that again I would be fired. So be it I really couldn't care less if that happened, anyway I am going to get more register training sometime this week. If I need help I am going to have to ask someone other than the manager as he is going on holiday. I told my mum & she almost freaked out. She told me what am I going to do for work if I do get fired. Like did she forget I had a a job before? Seriously so done with this BS. I want to go out of state for work because of personal issues & other stuff, but that's a whole other story. So Ja that one little mistake (that I admitted to doing) nearly cost me my job. I will never hear the end of this. I will be judged forever. So that concludes my story for the day. I just felt like I wanted to share this so thanks for reading & I will see you in the next post.

Collective Thrift Store/Garage Sale Haul.

High, So today's post is going to be different. I am going to post a YouTube Video That Filmed a while ago. I have not posted anything on Youtube for the past year (2013) so why not post? So I filmed a haul video (in which you go out, buy some things & show it to people) on my most recent purchases. This video is not the best quality so please bear with it and m horrible voice. Watch HERE



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Kanye West’s Latest Rap ‘New Slaves’ Compares Consumerism To Slavery.

Now here's some news you do not need but night still be interesting to a few -

- Kanye West’s new song, launched on May 17, compared consumerism to slavery. “What you want, a Bentley? Fur coat? A diamond chain?” he rapped. “New slaves.”

In his nearly two minute long song, West ranted about corporations and consumerism. “F*** you and your corporations,” he rapped. “I know that we the new slaves.”

This song is rather hypocritical coming from a rapper who is worth $100 million, according to Celebritynetworth.com, and is currently engaged to Kim Kardashian. Kardashian is co-founder of DASH boutique, and she and her sisters have an entire fashion line – the Kardashian Kollection -- available at Sears.

This is the same Kanye West who was outspokenly supportive of the Occupy Wall Street protests and showed up wearing gold chains and a grill. He was also No. 22 on Forbes’ 25 highest paid musicians of 2012.

Read more: Here