Showing posts with label Holiday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holiday. Show all posts
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Happy Year New 2015!
Wishing you all a..
(Because "Happy Holiday's is so overrated)
Let's make 2015 shine brighter than 2014
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Merry Christmas
Kibby Quesadilla here wishing y'all a Happy Xmas! What are you thankful for?
(I do not own this image, opinions are my own)
(I do not own this image, opinions are my own)
Thursday, November 27, 2014
It's Thanksgiving
High. So I was originally not going to post a blog today in honour of Thanksgiving holiday & with it being so busy & all, yet someone on Facebook reminded me otherwise. Every year people love to remind me that white people tooked native land from natives & other xenophobic rubbish. I am not gonna let these people ruin my holiday. Thanksgiving is more than a holiday it's about family & what you're thankful for. I'm thankful for life, friends, family, that I have a job, food, water, clothes, etc. What are you thankful for? We should slow down & reflect on what is really important in life. Instead of complaining we should be grateful not only this day but everyday. Soon we won't even have a Thanksgiving holiday. Anyway I'm wishing y'all a..
Until next time.
(image courtesy of Google images)
Until next time.
(image courtesy of Google images)
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Friday, July 4, 2014
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
New Year 2014
Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a
fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let
down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let
every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take
no interest in the things that were and are past.
- Henry Ward Beecher
- Henry Ward Beecher
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
World's Jews Celebrate Christmas With Ceremonial Re-Murdering Of Christ
Via TheOnion
JERUSALEM—As Christians everywhere celebrate the birth of Christ this holiday season, the world's approximately 14 million Jews are also commemorating the special holiday, as they do each year, by ceremonially re-murdering the Baby Jesus. Details of the time-honored Jewish tradition include the baking of a baby-shaped potato pancake, which is filled with beet juice and then beheaded by a demon-horned rabbi using a specially blessed "baby-killing" knife. "I love devouring Christians' young almost as much as corrupting maidens," said Benjamin Levy, 89. "It's a magical time for all." The re-murdering is among the most important celebrations of the Jewish calendar, second only to the springtime "Poisoning of the Easter Wells" festival.
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JERUSALEM—As Christians everywhere celebrate the birth of Christ this holiday season, the world's approximately 14 million Jews are also commemorating the special holiday, as they do each year, by ceremonially re-murdering the Baby Jesus. Details of the time-honored Jewish tradition include the baking of a baby-shaped potato pancake, which is filled with beet juice and then beheaded by a demon-horned rabbi using a specially blessed "baby-killing" knife. "I love devouring Christians' young almost as much as corrupting maidens," said Benjamin Levy, 89. "It's a magical time for all." The re-murdering is among the most important celebrations of the Jewish calendar, second only to the springtime "Poisoning of the Easter Wells" festival.
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Merry Christmas!
Kibby Quesadilla wishes you all a...
I would also like to thank all of you for taking the time out to visit my blog. it amazes me that so many of you from around the world read my posts. I started this blog mainly to share what interests me and other ramblings. I know I haven't posted much this past year & I hope 2014 I can post even more. Also, I am thankful for all that has happened this past year even with the ups & the downs, I am still amazed that I made it this far. I hope the next year can be more than the past year. A new chance, a new beginning. Even brighter days. I hope you all have a blessed day. And thank you. - Kibby.
I would also like to thank all of you for taking the time out to visit my blog. it amazes me that so many of you from around the world read my posts. I started this blog mainly to share what interests me and other ramblings. I know I haven't posted much this past year & I hope 2014 I can post even more. Also, I am thankful for all that has happened this past year even with the ups & the downs, I am still amazed that I made it this far. I hope the next year can be more than the past year. A new chance, a new beginning. Even brighter days. I hope you all have a blessed day. And thank you. - Kibby.
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Give Every Christmas
Cracked:
Now, to be fair, we can forgive the "useless" part of that description. Novelties are by definition often pretty useless. However, that doesn't mean they need to be worthless pieces of shit.
Remember Big Mouth Billy Bass? The people who make it are convinced that more of those were sold than Tickle Me Elmos, which sold in the millions. That means potentially tens of millions of Big Mouth Billy Basses are littered across the globe, their gaping maws collecting dust after the one and only time someone allowed it to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" before it was thrown in a rage in a corner to be forgotten forever by everyone.
Clearly Big Mouth Billy Bass was one of the most popular novelty gifts of all time. It's a singing fish. If Big Mouth Billy Bass were a person, it would be a mime who can only do the "stuck in a box" routine and occasionally moans or grunts during the act. Why would you dream of inflicting that on anyone?
A novelty gift is basically the last defense against giving someone a $5 bill for Christmas. It's your subconscious' way of saying "Fuccccccccccccck" and just rolling over to have a dissatisfied, fitful nap.
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Now, to be fair, we can forgive the "useless" part of that description. Novelties are by definition often pretty useless. However, that doesn't mean they need to be worthless pieces of shit.
Remember Big Mouth Billy Bass? The people who make it are convinced that more of those were sold than Tickle Me Elmos, which sold in the millions. That means potentially tens of millions of Big Mouth Billy Basses are littered across the globe, their gaping maws collecting dust after the one and only time someone allowed it to sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" before it was thrown in a rage in a corner to be forgotten forever by everyone.
Clearly Big Mouth Billy Bass was one of the most popular novelty gifts of all time. It's a singing fish. If Big Mouth Billy Bass were a person, it would be a mime who can only do the "stuck in a box" routine and occasionally moans or grunts during the act. Why would you dream of inflicting that on anyone?
A novelty gift is basically the last defense against giving someone a $5 bill for Christmas. It's your subconscious' way of saying "Fuccccccccccccck" and just rolling over to have a dissatisfied, fitful nap.
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Friday, December 13, 2013
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Happy Hanukkah 2013
KibbyQuesadilla wishes you all a happy Chanukah! (because Christmas is so over rated)
KibbyQuesadilla is not Jewish or Palestinian in ethnic/religious origin. All opinions are my own.
KibbyQuesadilla is not Jewish or Palestinian in ethnic/religious origin. All opinions are my own.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Oh Valentine's Day. . .
Wishing you all a...
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- Sending u lots of heats in case you didn't get any. Have a great day. - Kibby.
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- Sending u lots of heats in case you didn't get any. Have a great day. - Kibby.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Happy Christmas Everyone!
And She Shall Bring Forth A Son & Thou Shalt Call His Name Jesus: For He Shall Save His People From Their Sins. (Mathew 1:21)
Have a safe & blessed day!
- Carlos.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Saturday, November 17, 2012
It's Thanksgiving.
Because Christmas carols are so over rated..
Well to be honest this was pretty funny.
Well to be honest this was pretty funny.
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