Friday, January 17, 2014

Top 10 Brands That Failed

Excerpt: These companies were not too big to fail. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the top 10 brands that failed.


 Notable mentions - KMart (yet) Hostess, Pamida (bought out & forcibly converted), Boarders Book Store,  Hummer, Microsoft Zune, Frienstar, Myspace (yet), Windows Vista (Microsoft), Cocaine (energy beverage), Google Nexus phone, etc

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Life Tips 2: When Life Gives You Lemons

 

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Sunday, January 5, 2014

What is the difference between a purse and a handbag?

- There really is no difference. Purse and handbag are mostly interchangeable. Handbag is most often used by the industry, purse is used by ordinary people. There's also a certain amount of regionalism to the words, some areas prefer one over the other. Also, age factors into the use of the words. Old women tend to use neither purse nor handbag and often use the word "pocketbook" to confuse matters. Whatever you word you use, most people will know what you are talking about.

So parochial. In the rest of the world a purse is for carrying money and cards. A handbag is an often capacious cloth or leather(ette) receptacle that holds not only a purse but also the other mysterious paraphernalia that women insist on unnecessarily toting around everywhere.

Answer:Purses are smaller than handbags.

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Friday, January 3, 2014

The Truth About Gingers

I'm sure that this video won't change your belief about gingers. Either way this is still interesting.


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

New Year 2014

Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. 

- Henry Ward Beecher


Sunday, December 29, 2013

Life Tip: Getting passed on a roadway.

So today I'm going to share with you all a very important life tip.

- The next time someone passes you on a roadway, keep following them until they stop. Proceed to get out of your vehicle with a baseball bat & smash out one of their headlights (or their windows if you're feeling adventurous) If the person notices you & starts cursing & making threats as to why you smashed their car, proceed to bash their face in with your baseball bat until they're out cold in a bloody mess. Thak a refreshing sip of their blood as a sign of victory. Get back into your vehicle & drive away. If that doesn't suite you whip out your handgun & start shooting at them until their vehicle crashes in a ditch.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Confession: I suck at driving.

High. So you know what's annoying? - Driving. Yes driving. Now I'm not the best driver around, but when it comes to others there's just no competition. Seriously driving takes a ton of practice to be some what professional; you're not going to be a pro when you get your plastic license so what's new? Oh you got your drivers license so you're a professional driver now? BULL SHIT. A piece of plastic guarantees nothing! Honestly people enough...moving on.. Yes I'm not a good driver, I admit to making a few driving errors (some to consider rage induced "you're a Fucking moron, just going to get yelled at until the person turns purple in the face) mentality, the point is I'm not a good driver! Today being the exception. So while I was driving to my parents home after running around doing after Boxing day deals/errands (as I am going to call it) I approached a Stop sign not thinking about anything else I casually rode through the stop sign & out of nowhere Another vehicle honks their horn at me. Side note: Now being honked at is extremely offensive to me. Do I look like a fucking prostitute? Do I look like I want to have a good time? Hell no. If I make an error dumb enough to to get honked at I think *g-d this person is a fucking moron does not know how to drive, must be a woman* Seriously getting honked at is like being called a racial epithet or being called stupid right in your face, it's downright offensive tome. Think what you what, I don't care still I hate getting honked for making such errors. Anyway I hear the other goys car yelling at because I went to soon after a Stop sign. So what do I do acknowledge the the other goy & continue driving through the intersection rather quickly unharmed. A few feet later I noticed the vehicle stopped for a second thinking maybe it's going to turn around or something, but somehow I think just pissed off that driver for not looking. If there is anything I'm good at it's pissing people off. Even if it's unintentional still I manage to piss people off. Even if it's a silly driving error I never hear the end of it. I'm just "fuck this, I don't give a flying pig what you think" so I'm just going to yawn it off. If you are a person who takes this sort of thing seriously I feel sorry for you. It's unhealthy to hold grudges, but hey who am I to judge? Right? So that's the third time I got honked at for making a silly driving error. Want to fight about it?! The next time I get honked at so help me Satan I will Slam on my breaks, get out of my vehicle, approach the yelling vehicle & whip out a hand gun, proceed to then smash the window while cursing at the driver, mercilessly beat the driver until bloody submission bust out a head light, then get into my car & drive away with a sense of accomplishment *like a boss*

Anyway that's all for my crazy rant. Did you make it this far? If so, give this post a "Like" by hitting the "Thumbs Up" it really helps a lot. HAHA just kidding! I don't think you can do that... Yea so if you made it through the post give yourself a pat on the back or on the knee, or whatever you yen. If you did like it give me a comment on your worst driving mistake, Until next post, I will see soon.